Divo, which occupies a once imposing space at the southern end of Regent Street, is a very special kind of disaster; the sort Hollywood used to make films about in the Seventies. The decor is a mixture of overblown kitsch - swirly carpets and drapes that Middle Eastern dignitaries might favour for photo opportunities - and a down home babushka, cottage look. It's as if two completely different teams from Changing Rooms have been let loose, armed only with half a million quid each of someone else's money, crystal meth and a taste bypass.

Capacity: 600 People

Address: 12 Waterloo Place, St. James's, St James, SW1Y 4AU