Between the Victorian elegance of Berkley Square and the Imperial magnificence of Piccadilly, you might be surprised to find a club that oozes with Eastern decadence, but find it you will in the form of Funky Buddha. While be-suited fat men wobble their way towards Annabel’s, the sexy socialites slink past the doormen of FB and make their way downstairs to the main dance-floor and bar area. This is the place to go if you want to watch Premiership footballers, Big Brother 'stars', Russian playboys and page three models at play - and prices are as steep as you'd expect. If you’re lucky, you might have booked a table in the VIP sections where you can sit and be served by waitresses and watch the beautiful people do their thing. If not, you’ll be on the dance-floor strutting your funky stuff beneath a Buddha's impassive gaze. But let’s face it, if you’re in Funky Buddha you’re there to dance, drink and flirt and you’ll find plenty of opportunity to do all three.

Capacity: 220 People

Address: 15 Berkley Street, Westminster, W1J 8DY